I'm pregnant. Not only that, but I'm in the middle of my fifth month already. And do you know what I have been doing? No? Well let me tell you. I have been stuffing my face... with chips, with cake, with chocolate, with anything edible that has been deep fried... twice. Oh dear. And the worst part is, so many hot celebs are pregnant at the moment. Halle Berry, J.Lo, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba to name a few. It's bad enough being pregnant and feeling like the world's biggest frump, but do the stars have to rub it in your face when they step out looking all pregnant yet still hot? Argh! How can one compete? Nicole Richie and Christina are already back to looking their fab selves after what, two weeks of giving birth?! Jeebuz!
I must, I must, I must stop eating junk. Sure, it's not too great for the baby but worse than that is the fact that it's not too good for my FIGURE! (Can you tell I'm high off jealousy?)
Oh, btw, I'm so over Kim K. I think my latest obsession is Jessica Alba, because she happens to be pregnant and at the same stage as me. As well as the fact that my bf loves her to death. I'm sure once she's popped the kid out she'll spring straight back into her pre-pregnancy figure, as celebs are apt to do. Oh dear. Remind me not to eat for the rest of the week.
I must, I must, I must stop eating junk. Sure, it's not too great for the baby but worse than that is the fact that it's not too good for my FIGURE! (Can you tell I'm high off jealousy?)
Oh, btw, I'm so over Kim K. I think my latest obsession is Jessica Alba, because she happens to be pregnant and at the same stage as me. As well as the fact that my bf loves her to death. I'm sure once she's popped the kid out she'll spring straight back into her pre-pregnancy figure, as celebs are apt to do. Oh dear. Remind me not to eat for the rest of the week.
